Dear Jake ...

Remember last week when I laughed at you 'cos you caught a cricket ?

And I told you how cute it was that you weren't grown up enough to catch "real" prey yet ?

And then when you came home with cricket number three, and I said "enough with the crickets already, why can't you catch something bigger and more pest-like" ?

I didn't mean wetas !!!

Can we go back to crickets please ?

Thank you.