Yeah ... right :)

For the first time in forever we didn't work this weekend, and didn't have anywhere to be, so we had a proper family weekend, complete with the big cooked breakfast at about 10.00am.

So after we'd worked outside for a bit so our front yard looked a bit more like a garden and a bit less like a disposal site for green waste it was time for one of those Sunday lunches where everyone fends for themselves and eats what they want.

MOTH : "Hey !! Did you have English muffins for lunch ???"
Me : "Yep"
MOTH : "And did you take two muffins, split them and just take the fat halves and leave the two skinny bits behind ?"
Me : "Ummm ... maybe"
MOTH : "That is not fair. And what's more, that is unacceptable muffin etiquette"
Me (sputtering into my milk) : "Unacceptable muffin etiquette ?!?!?!? ... you just know I'm gonna have to blog that don't ya ?"
MOTH : "You ?? Blog something ?? Yeah right !!"

Sounds like a dare to me ...