... pants on fire !!!

When the guy in the computer store sells you a wireless router and tells you it's simply a matter of "plugging it in, popping in the CD and following the instructions" ... he's lying !!!

But at least you still have internet access on the desktop computer ...

So then you hire a computer boffin at vast expense to come in and "fix" your internet woes and then he leaves ... and then you have absolutely no internet connection at all ...

And your laptop can't "find" the printer either ...

We are not amused.