Right on the money ...

We had our office Christmas lunch today. In spite of the fact we usually look forward to "casual Friday" and show up in jeans, we decided we would all make a real effort for the occasion ... pretty dresses, sparkly tops, make-up, high heels, the whole she-bang ...

One of the women was ummm, interestingly attired. The phrase "little-black-dress" is appropriate, with special emphasis on the word "little", and she was wearing shoes I last saw advertised on Trade-Me as "suitable for exotic dancing".

As we were walking out the door one of our clients walked in. He did a classic double-take, then quick as a flash yelled into the Managing Director's office ... "Hey M !!! You gotta start paying these girls more ... this poor woman can only afford to buy half a dress !!!"