It's just another day people ...

At work this afternoon ...

T (creepily) : "Tomorrow's Friday the 13th ... Ooooohhh ... Black Friday"
Me (not in the slightest bit sarcastically, honestly) : "Oooh goody ... does this mean we all get to dress in black then ?"

L stares me up and down ... black shirt, black shrug, black pants, black shoes, charcoal eye makeup, black jewellery, nailpolish so dark purple as to appear black ...

L : "As opposed to what exactly ?!?!"