Missing the MOTH ....

Five sleeps until the MOTH comes home (or maybe six, depending on how the job goes) !!!!

I was tidying up the lounge and found a piece of paper covered in the MOTH's handwriting. Reminded me how much I love him :)

I was off work sick one day last week with achey muscles and a headache. A "nana-nap" in the afternoon cured the symptoms and I was back at work the next day. But the MOTH decided that ringing in sick with a case of "general blah-ness" wasn't good enough, so he got creative ...

Below are the MOTH's top 10 reasons not to go to work (with the explanations, where required, in brackets) ...

10. Too far to drive (I work five mins drive away)
9. Stuck in traffic, was going to be late, so decided it wasn't worth it (in a traffic jam it takes me 15 mins to get to work instead of the usual five)
8. PMS (self explanatory really, although, alas, untrue)
7. It snowed yesterday (I'm still in shock ? Going skiing ?)
6. I'm still drunk from last night
5. Got out of bed on the wrong side and now I can't find the door
4. My husband's staying home in bed so I am as well (mischievous grin)
3. The kids have been suspended from school (maybe not - they're six and seven !!!)
2. Smoked some really good stuff last night and am too hungry to work (OK, anyone who's ever met me is gonna know this is a big fat lie !!!)
1. DILLIGAF !!!! *



* From the song by Kevin Bloody Wilson (Do I Look Like I Give a F&*% ?)