Thursday, August 25, 2005

You really have to admire people who know what they want ...

Was listening to the radio this morning on the way to work (as you do) ...

Apparently the president of Turkmenistan has outlawed lip-syncing. Which led to a poll as to what you would outlaw if you were really important and in charge of a small country.

There were various suggestions, some I agreed with (Mexican waves and Sunday drivers) and some I'm a little unsure about (girlie magazines do serve a purpose after all) ...

My favourite by far was a woman who rang in and said that she would outlaw corners on roads, because she likes driving, but only in straight lines.

Just how exactly would that work ???

2 Comments:

Blogger Lisa said...

Sunday drivers I can certainly do without, but mexican waves?? Aww come on...don't K & S do those at the rugby games? Ooo, hey...that's the next thing you need to teach S before she hops in the car...you know? while she's yelling out across the road, reminding the neighbours what their names are?? (that was too cute lol)

8:08 PM  
Blogger Mongooser said...

i hate red light runners
should be shot.
n as for the lady who only likes straight lines they orta track her down and take her damn licence off her shes a clear bloody menace. Actually anyone who looks like they are having trouble controlling their car should be banned. It isnt bloody rocket science. Pull this push that. KEEP YA DAMN EYES OPEN.
Anyone who uses a batphone while driving. I did that ONCE. Decided it was about the stupidest thing I had ever done in a car.
ANYONE who gets drunk n drives. Take their licence. Take their car. fine em every week so they have enough for food for their kids. Follow the pricks around make sure they arent doing anything other than catch a bus. And if they kill someone and then say 'oh but i didnt mean it i was drunk' put em in a bloody dark nasty place n throw away the key they made their choice when they decided to get on the piss they cant claim diminished responsibility after the fact. fuggin murderers.

9:34 AM  

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