Sheep don't look sheepish ...

... pissed off, malevolent, baleful and occasionally placid ... but not particularly sheepish. It's the eyes.

Ten things I learnt today ...

i) Sheep do not particularly like being tipped over on their backs and having all their wool shorn off when it's only 8 degrees outside ...
ii) If you carry a bag of bread, well trained sheep will follow you pretty much anywhere you want them to go ...
iii) Don't congratulate yourself on a job well done (ie. all the sheep in the right paddock) until you've locked the gate !!!
iv) Sheep are really really quick (learnt as a direct result of item iii) ...
v) Seven year old boys make really good sheep dogs ...
vi) Sheep need manicures too ...
vii) While manicuring a sheep, it'd be a really good idea to wear a codpiece ...
viii) And kneepads ...
ix) And possibly a helmet
x) Sheep are not that partial to manicures.