Aaaaarrrgghhhh ...

I'm far too traumatised to write more than the following ... and I will type slowly so as to ensure that the gravity of the situation is fully understood !!!

The ... next ... time ... I ... suggest ... taking ... one ... of ... the ... rugrats' ... friends ... away ... with ... us ...

... hold ... me ... down ... and ... stomp ... on ... me ... until ... I ... come ... to ... my ... senses !!!

Three children is just way too many for me to deal with !! I knew there was a reason I stopped at two ... I think it's because that's how many hands I have. One of the guys at work has five. FIVE !!! How on earth does he cope !?!?!?

I believe it was Erma Bombeck who once said "it goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows" !!!

That woman knew her stuff :)