Would you like fries with that ???

Today at work I found ... a client menu. Yep, that's right. A menu.

In the "Handbook of How Things Should Be Done Properly" there is a section entitled "Greeting Clients".

And contained within afore-mentioned section is a menu. Which we are supposed to offer clients. A professionally printed, laminated menu no less. Offering (from memory) ...

A selection of coffees (including decaf)
A selection of teas
- English Breakfast
- Earl Grey
- Green Tea
- an assortment of herbal varieties
Hot Chocolate
Orange Juice
Apple Juice
Tomato Juice
Coke
Lemonade
Mineral Water

And here I thought I worked for an accountant ...